embarrasses us. It ends up doubting our clinical use of these lyrical outpourings promoted for pure technical constraint, the ambition of political articles. Some of my three readers are thinking about the prime minister, that the Man of Destiny sadistic irony that set us at a discount for our sins? We got it: be talking about him, we do not know if I detest most in the block, detailing political criticism, or even admire it. But yes, admire the tireless tough, the nerve bombproof (political and judicial), the indomitable attitude clownish. He has just closed an adventure "war" exhausting and immediately begins to fight, firing volleys of jokes cyanide and trips to the judiciary allegations moon, or (as he says) to his party for three decades as a Communist and persecutor disqualification. What? But his conscience mirrored, of course: a politician and premier of historical significance. And why not? also contributing to the story: the daughter announced last week that his family pays to the tax authorities of € 2 million and a half. The year? No, not even a month: a day (sic). And we are forced to squander its multi-faceted genius of our time pleasure from jokes and accusations wonders.
begin with the jokes in the strict sense. A jew tells a family member ... At the time of the death camps one of our fellow came to us and asked our family to hide it, and we welcome him. We put it in the cellar, we care, but we did pay a per diem ... And that was in currency today? € ... Three thousand a month? No, a day ... Ah, but ... Well, 'we are Jews, and because he had then paid the money, then leave me alone ... I'm sorry last question ... you think we should tell him that Hitler is dead and that the war is it over? End of story. But there is something of the clamor that followed. That continues as we write. And that is not always calibrated to the "physiology" of the facetious "narrator." Too serious, for example, the former president of Italian Jewish Communities, Amos Luzzatto, who took the joke as an indicator of poor ethical and historical consciousness of Italians: "We were not able to convey to the public the gravity of the Holocaust and persecution we have suffered [...] The majority of Italians believe that the Holocaust of the Jews were able to reach safety." Not without integrating with this (although appropriate) denial: "Unfortunately, this distorted view of the inflated numbers helped the Jews saved by the initiative of Pius XII, who in reality were a very small percentage." Suffice to say that the joke is self-presentation of a fop insensitive empathy. That is, a man for whom nothing is "sacred" of untouchable. In short, unavailable for the jokes.
The other of which returns to tease her a delectable target, Rosy Bindi (see the heroism of the jokes!): During an evening of dancing to be a knight from the girl chosen to dance: she shows the name of a flower to the female, the 'man responds with the name of the male flower and dancing. Then a man approaches a girl, "Margaret". He said, "Margherita". Then another one comes close to another girl, "Rose" and he "Roso" / Another goes to Rosy Bindi, a bit 'blanket in the shade, she says, "Orchid" and pulls forward, and he looks says "Orcodio" (but La Stampa, which, transcribe, sailing under the blasphemy three dots). Reaction (a little 'wasteful!) Of Bindi: The Premier has to "apologize to all believers in this country, the Church and the Catholic press." Which if he does not say, mocking and attacking the unwary: Family Christian from his site, is the most colorful: "From the Knight comes one of the clearest examples of that 'Christianity to the paper' or 'Christianity disposable' ". And, Christian, exposes the shameless plug: a political "full of feelings when it comes to asking Catholics votes, but essentially foreign to Catholic thought at any moment." But the very Apostolic minister Gelmini guarantees: "The PDL is the most sensitive to Catholic values."
Apostille. To read the reactions have better jokes misguided. This "Catholic thought", for example, reminds me of the joyful Benedict XVI's meeting with Berlusconi behind the scandals of the escorts and context. "President Oh, what joy." The memory means: do not worry, in partibus infidelium, the Catholic vote will not miss the next election. The Scrooge of Scrooge knows how (and how) to be forgiven by the Holy Mother Church: a question of grant and disbursed. That's it. As for the real truth of the "Catholic thought", enough to remember the heavy offenses addressed to the Nobel Prize on the occasion of his death Sagrafedo to measure the sensitivity of the Gospel. In short, is a little 'joke even the "Catholic thought"
Other criticisms of the press. L'Osservatore Romano comments on the sortie of the premier "a few bars of the head of the government [...] equally offend the feelings of believers and the sacred memory of the six million victims of the Holocaust." The Future, bishops' newspaper, spoke of "unbearable blasphemy" and "worn stereotypes about Jews," and adds: "There is a culture of the bar at all costs that has taken hold and is ugly our policy. And on this lot should go back to reflect, especially if it is "man of the institutions," and even "head of government." On them "a higher duty burden relentless sobriety and respect for what is, for the sentiments of the citizens and by him that should not be appointed in vain." It seems the announcement of a historic turning point, and indeed the Republic we shoot on a title-gambling: The blasphemy of State broke the spell. But we refer the reader to our forecast on the Catholic vote and the stock market "painstaking." Not without adding a noterella the militancy of the print media: on these and similar utterances sheets Catholics the newspaper headlines headlines Scalfari lies "offended believers, and the Holocaust" the Vatican against Berlusconi. And the bishops' newspaper: "We will miss his blasphemy." Echoed by the analysis of G. Zizola, strombettante as above. The same page contains the headline, an articulate that should turn some doubt on the presumed rupture: a short text, and especially small title: Fisichella "fulfills" the Knight. Bindi: "This justifies the blasphemy." According to the prelate's words of the premier "must be contextualized." Then, do not overdo it with indignation and condemnation! Understand the angry reaction of Bindi: "I am old, but I was embittered and deeply disturbs me to see that a pastor of my church there would be occasions and circumstances in which derogation is possible also by the second commandment. " In short, "jokes" from one to another field. They are, in some way, the outpourings of certain religious susceptibilities, which are Catholic or Jewish. We do not say the reaction to the infamous story about the Holocaust, but when it comes to the usual fanfare (with requests for expulsion, etc.) for a Ciarrapico insulting Fini asking if he has already "fit" the biblical kippah, well 'we are excessively "barzellettistico" . The blindness is less hairy clamanti the same for that cap on the Israeli crimes against Palestinian civilians, daring to compare some good missiles to make a few holes in the walls to the "scorched earth" of Gaza and their mutilation of children from "white phosphorous" and other gadgets from the allies (U.S. law). And the defendant return
majors: how they react? According to his style scandal? "It 'just a laugh, and the scandal, if anything, is one who advertises. So? "The scandal? It 'only a pretext for attacks instrumental and hypocrites. " The usual role reversal: the offender becomes the victim. But the best jokes are the unintentional, that the new compliments to the judiciary: where, according to Knight, lurks a real conspiracy. " And just like that? But no: the Knight of the sad figure dreams of "a commission of inquiry" to flush out the evil congreca, uprooting infected abscess that. The inspiration to design in a nutshell the news less biased on Sunday, and Monday Corsera of laughs with this title on the shoot plurindagato furens: "Survey on Parliamentary pm. The challenge to Berlusconi. " And the target as the answer? With stately calmness: "That increases the tension." O, too, with pithy simplicity: "We will not be intimidated." That's it. Some Consigliori (sorry, Council) Prince rejects joke claim not allowed by the Constitution. And we will change, with a replica of his "highlights". It takes time? We'll see. Changing as a rooster tin wind-signals, and cancels the inexhaustible says, affirms and denies hours apart. On October 3 risk: Finian be faithful (the program) "every day or just to vote." 6, the entire extended Corsera pg.5 this about-face of the Knight: Calling Berlusconi enough to talk about polls. Today, 7, the Republic begins with this headline quotation marks (in the words of Berlù). "No vote, I fear caretaker government." The beginning of the article is yet another joke (Like this: "I? When did"). Here it is: "Elections? Never threatened, I've always been convinced that they were a mess. "Note those adverbs" mai "," always. " A true passion. "A mess" that is, a threat that has inspired "a Technical Executive." And groped to silence Bossi, who continues to croak on "vote in the spring," promises wonders. Let's go back to read the headline: Berlusconi today federalism, judicial reform in two weeks. Externally and compete efficiently with jokes strict sense. And drag the premier in a complete circle. The Corsera September 12, summed up in a peremptory way, which is quote a text of the Knight-spots all over, "Speaker of the House? I hope you return on your knees "The" bolt "of the title is a translation of an attempt to sound Bossi Bossi: I would go to vote, but Silvio and the Hill do not want. The eye, the more synthetic, it is also more colorful: "The Senatur evokes Fini and shows the middle finger. In the text the argument completion digital mimicry of a synthetic approach to the minutes, "Fini said that Padania does not exist? Tie! We exist and usually win the election. "Of course, the" Tie "raising his finger. And then we complain about the low humor of our politicians.
But back to the present. The convergent action of advisors and "computers" ("I was right to give to an abacus Silvio [...] you see that is served. I see him suddenly himself again", said Casini), drives the thundering of a few Jupiter days ago in this bitter yield to Fate (which, as taught by our fathers, has more of the Gods): "Enough, we must deal with Fini". Made by this seasoned sigh, the only remaining institution can be stated hatred stoked by the passion of the President of the Chamber: "I'm disappointed, I treated it for sixteen years as a godson, now he pays me well." As a godson: Item sen fled from that recalls the Godfather. But maybe tomorrow I will deny the alternate Smemorato coin. Not in the sense that he apologized (as he was forced to do with the insatiable Ciarrapico Italian Jews), but in the sense that it delivered to deny: that otherwise would be jokes?
Just yesterday (6. 10) we saw a Knight in "thunders and barks." Here is an article title and incipit of Corser: "We soon realize that they are not finished:" The mood is exposed to rain of politics, and his government, but despite everything seems to conspire against him, Berlusconi is confident of bringing complete the 'project' "(verdigris). And here are the words Prime Minister clamans, even new jokes involuntary: "I do not care if they give me the 'Gramps', if they say that I imbolsito, which are finite. If you notice it soon. I will not go until I gave birth to the greatest generation change history. " To shake from my veins and pulses, that we should all seek to transform into robot arcoriani 50 million? Thank goodness I am old, and will not in time with me. Meanwhile, begins by appeasing the Holy Mother Church (capital letters are in regard to Knight) by accelerating the "Plan for Life" as saying the Vatican's agenda that seeks to strangle any "secularist claim," or any trace of civilization healthy: India "campaign against RU486, sacredly aid to correct birth, restrictive rules on biopolitics, aggressive treatment, and so on. Fazio Ministers (Health) and Sacconi (Welfare) will be mobilized. And let Tremonti must squeeze some money to help Catholic families to have children. And send them in private Catholic schools (as did Formigoni in "his" Lombardia. By the way, the governor is pure inguaiato in some electoral fraud). The acceleration is also used to prevent slippage towards the sensational national Pierferdi. And sow discord in the field of Agramante, that is inside the composite Pd housing component in its underbelly Catholic, always for mangy excess sensitivity of the Vatican.
Everything can be said of our public life, except make us yawn of boredom (or sleep): Do not you end up enjoying an event that immediately another comes out to compete with him. If this is still the premier of his latest invention (never say "last" with him): the electoral team (data). Teams of students from both sexes unleash the area to advertise the Holy Cause. Neither end here imaginative inventiveness of the Council of counseling: there's half a book. It is not a slip of the tongue: a real book. To do what? Guess. Yes, as you have thought to make radiant light on the achievements of the regime, sorry miracle of the Carthusian. That translated into Italian means to make a list of works carried out by the government Silvana. In short, another bouquet of delicacies barzellettistiche. Because, as you know the component is not addicted to the Italian people, that this list will be a monster of bragging and outlandish amplification of small results, soon overwhelmed and largely erased by the return of "repressed."
Here's another stop sending computerized this digression: "Dossier against Emma Marcegaglia" suspect and deputy director of the "Journal" (Corser, 8. 10). And one of the many comments (Flavia Perina, The century of Italy): "That which is projected against Marcegaglia that is a campaign of denigration by the dossier, the Journal has already done against Boffo and Fini. Evidently, someone loses the hair but not the vice. " Evidently. And these are not jokes, but pure distilled truth Machiavellian effectual. The jokes come from "outside" of the various producers of that World buggy. Russia warned the judiciary, "to know that should not give the impression of a prior censorship, a kind of conditioning of the free press." Which, implies Mephisto, must be free to slander and blackmail, when they are well masked. The joke Bondi wins all the other outputs from those mouths to Toxic: "This is to decide if we want to live in a civilized country or in a society where laws are violated by those who should enforce them. " Implication, judges, persecuting usual, according to that big head curial, immaculate Idol and his world sanctified by too many Bondi. Cicchitto is always the one who pretends to know more of the other accomplices. "It 's obvious that mobile phones and the Journal and its editors were controlled by time." Too bad the show flashes somewhere else, and makes faces at the bad faith of the "censors" arcoriani: The affair stems from a text message to the Assistant Director (Porro) of the journalist friend Rinaldo Arpisella, "Marcegaglia close collaborator of the" promises you a service on the family Marcegaglia. Following an exchange of phone calls to convince Arpisella risk cases for his "mistress." Which goes by the prosecutor, linking the threat to his criticism of the government, which he said "that the patience was running out of industrialists." The lady calling, also, Fedele Confalonieri, who assures her that to stop the "machine". But please the lady to "change attitudes" toward the August premier of fatigue. While the lawsuit Sallusti gentleman (sic) the public prosecutor of Naples, Lepore, "defamation". The latest prior to shipping are: the publication of the file by the heroic Felt (four pages of the newspaper!), the fool of Don Fedele, the firmness of the President of Confindustria: Marcegaglia: go ahead and do not intimidate me (La Stampa, 9.10), the decision of pm, that "Confalonieri listen as a witness" (without letting go, while the other measures in progress).
Here, then, the real world Of this Filibusta political journalism that seeks to punish his opponents, by dint of treacherous traps and cowardly frames. It is often shame, as in the case of Peter, which was claimed by the House because suspend is clear, and accused the premier of "raping" the democracy. Failure on the offensive in the House against him, the Tonino confirms: "I do not reject a word. I'll be back to make firm and resolute opposition in the classroom and will use all the vocabulary words that I make available. Who uses the institutions to make your business what else is democracy if not a rapist? "Fiercely clear words that do not like even to allies and competitors in the political opposition.
But we want to close with a final handful of jokes involuntary kind of bill: the performance of Santanché Annozero. A real show: a schoolgirl who repeats colossal crap stored in the school of vocational misinformation. A case for half laughing at the other by meditate sull'insensibilità coriacea of \u200b\u200bcertain figures. A moment of that show: a group of young journalists interviewed by the Calabrian collaborator Santoro reveal the mafia threats which are made sign, with oral arguments and symbolic, to discourage the services on drangheta and collusion policies. There are guys who risk their lives, determined not to give up. All the reaction of the lady Santanchè was lying on a flood of fire "that this government has done more than any other against the mafia" figures and down muddy repetitive fantasy. Not even a sigh, half-word of solidarity for those candidates not unlikely violent death. And a look at that mouth inexhaustible, that protruding lip admires, and think of a more coherent its destiny, to a more playful and innocent.
