"Your honor, gentlemen of the jury, respected members of this court ... The thesis I am going to defend, I confess, it might seem to leak everywhere.
Yet I firmly believe, and I'm sure that if the court has the patience to listen to my statement of defense, then I will be judged innocent, and without invoking the usual insanity as consigliatomi, out of habit, from that scoundrel of my lawyer Ghedini.
I say this out loud, because all I could hear, even quell'assonnato chancellor over there 'and that distracted the jury that continues looking at the clock and wait my end: I am a serious person.
Eighty percent of the words I say at least every day are in English, and no less than about my work.
My Lips are not surprising words like 'algorithm, equation, integral, symmetry, vector,' and very few of those who may have heard me mention putting together the syllables that make up words like 'love, friendship, passion, illness, deformity, pain '.
my interlocutors have a slew of titles that are the envy of a English nobleman of the times of the Sun King, B.Sc., M.Sc., Phd., Prof., (I know that the King was not alone Hispanic but the obsession for titles reached the maximum at the time, and sorry if Louis XIV was known as the dark Filippi of those times), and my shelves are filled with libroni absolutely monumental, unsettling the titles such as' Introduction to Theoretical Physics', 'Elettromagnestismo ',' Linear Algebra '...
Not only call the attention of the court on a number of conferences I attended, and only after obtaining approval of my work by committees of experts.
Basically: I am not the fickle pendulum continues to swing between euphoria and despair that perhaps imagine. I'm not an obsessed lover of women and disappointed! This image is distorted
communicated by the words that one of my alter ego who looks like me like a drop of water and has all my passwords written information on these pages. I concluded, thank you for your attention. "
'Well Mr. Gio, we've heard her say on the matter. His idea not to rely on a lawyer for his defense, dismissing her, it must be acknowledged, leaves no doubt about his courage. Or maybe common sense, since the end Berlusconi was sentenced to 315 years in prison in spite of 27 ad personam "laws. Now I retire to deliberate. The sitting was suspended for fifteen minutes.. '
In those fifteen minutes in which you decide the fate of Th, in the classroom is a mess.
As usual there are those who bet on the outcome of the award, who took the opportunity to go to the bathroom, and then there are those who just can not help but to court a few beautiful girl ...
How quickly pass a quarter of an hour, especially if you are flirting with a girl loving, right? Test
'Sit, sit. Sir Gio, we listened to his heartfelt defense. We noted the titles of his colleagues, the kind of volumes that threaten the balance of his library and the survival of the Amazon forest. And we checked the details of attendance at conferences and the like. His colleagues also confirm that never actually heard those sweet words from her, and she is usually really poison their lives with talk about heavy covariant indices, scalar products and singular value decomposition '.
Gio, in his heart, is already convinced at this point he had won the case.
'A supplementary investigation, however, has experienced as you, Gio, singing bawdy tunes are usually a number of books and recite verses of poetry to clear content while at work, and that its libroni are then filled noticine on the sidelines of that, luckily for him I do not want to disclose here. And if it is true that she is every day engaged in scientific discussion series, it is true that every time you pass a pretty girl she stops to look into the eyes of his interlocutor to follow that up at the remote horizon, and that during these so-called conference that she does not bother the nicest Congress, in an ongoing attempt to seduce the brown-haired French, German by thick glasses, and an unknown number of extras that are all too willing to confirm this view. ' Thurs
So then despairs, and we are already seeing a break stones in some remote penal colony for the rest of his life.
the court resumes the word.
'Yet the lords of the court' and the tone of voice of the old magistrate has denounced a new vitality 'I say that nothing could be more serious than devoting their lives to women, even if it is just to collect an infinity two of spades to see his heart trampled, humiliated and mutilated their feelings and desires dull indifference. You Sir Gio is the most sensible human beings: go proud of unreasonable passion, obsession of the right for women. And you keep on making excuses, a job, having to do the shopping, take a train to go to a place without a reason, that put in contact with his muse. There is no life without women! And if you will not have one, we have filled your dreams, and those touched and imagined have given meaning to your days.. '
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This is not the most bell'aria of Don Giovanni ... not those of the Commander of the epic, nor that of the sacred fire of Donna Anna, or the desperate love of Elvira.
But it is my air.
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